After vacation, I saw a huge hole in my backyard and wanted to call the police until I saw what was within.

I WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN WHO DID A HUGE HOLE IN OUR BACKYARD AND WHY WHEN WE RETURNED FROM VACATION.

Karen had a stomach virus and we had to cancel our beach excursion. After we got home, I wanted to collapse on the couch, but I decided to check outside first.

What’s this? I mumbled, approaching the edge.